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This section contains The smoking etiquette,

 

 

THE SMOKING ETIQUETTE

  1. The person who rolls the joint (no matter whose weed it is) gets to spark up the joint and get first hits this is called 'rollers privilege' and is hated by people who can't roll!.
  2. If someone rolls a nice joint, its good to give the person a complement on his/her rolling skills.
  3. If someone starts bogarting the bowl and starts using the excuse that its okay for him to bogart it since it's his weed, this is definitely not cool. the punishment depends on the quality of the weed and how much he put in. (if it was real crappy and he was real cheap with it, then you bug on the person)
  4. If someone is too mashed to light the bowl (due to being too stoned or the person is just a retard) then they must relinquish control of the lighter to someone more able to get it lit. This does NOT mean the person who lights gets free hits... this privilege tends to get abused ("hey lemme light it for you.")
  5. If someone is so much of a retard that they blow INTO the pipe/bowl and blow all the shit on the floor then this person can't smoke on the next round (unless it was his stuff)
  6. If you smoke with someone in your house, you should let them eat some munchies you may have lying around... don't be tight with your food, if you have any.
  7. If someone who's smoked asks for a sip of your glug, you must give him some, (kotton mouth is not pleasant).
  8. Converse of #7: if you ask for a sip, don't take a large gulp.
  9. If smoking from a spliff, never put the whole thing in your mouth and get it all sopping wet (Bogged). It is disgusting and it messes up the joint.
  10. If your smoking from a bong and there is not enough in the bowl for a whole other hit, you should save the smoke in the chamber for the next person. (Don't let go of the shooter or 'carb' and take it all yourself)
  11. Never bogart (spliff hogging)
  12. Never bitch about someone else's weed being no good, If you don't like it don't smoke it!
  13. If a friend gets you high, sometime in the future you need to get that friend high
  14. Thou shalt not turn down a smoke. EVER!
  15. Try not to dribble down the chamber of the bong.
  16. If you buy weed from a friend or a friend of a friend, it is polite to roll a joint, (a small one, if you wish) and smoke with the person who sells you the stuff.
  17. It is very impolite to hand someone an empty bowl, without notifying that person of it's possible cashed-ness. A proper warning would be 'Here ya go. I think it might be cashed'.
  18. Converse of #17: It is very impolite to hand someone the roach(the very end of the spliff) to the next person, When the roach gets too small, if someone has a problem with it, it is common courtesy to put the roach in a bowl and finish it that way... that way the people who don't mind burning their fingers don't get it all.
  19. The person who fills the bowl is given the opportunity to take the first hit. It doesn't matter who's weed it is.
  20. Always remember to thank a person who has gotten you high. I know it sounds silly, but I know people who never say thanks and it gets a little annoying.
  21. The person who bought the weed picks the music.
  22. When using a bong, DON'T blow out the ashes, unless that's what the "homeowner" does.
  23. NEVER go to someone's house EXPECTING them to get you high. Of course, there are exceptions to this rule...
  24. If you spill the bong, clean it up! (And don't forget to put water back in!)
  25. Thou shalt not roll lame ass spliffs "Pack 'em to fuck".
  26. When smoking with more people than two it is common to sit in a circle, this makes passing and talking alot easier.
  27. NEVER, and i repeat never use vodka or any other spirit as bong fluid! The same same applies with poppers, well unless you want to get COMPLETELY mashed and have a really bad head.
  28. Remember that weed is a good thing and to have some is MUCH better than having none! So don't smoke weed just to get stoned! enjoy the whole thing: rolling, smoking and the feeling.
  29. Thou shalt obey these rules.

note: all bogarting rules do not apply to the spliff monster.

If your etiquette is different to ours, then PLEASE mail me and explain yours!

 

As you can see I have moved EVERYTHING from this middle section, I don't know why but please mail me and tell me if i should put it back... Thank you,

Jas.

 

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